To the tune of Back in the Saddle Again
[C] Always tip your [G] bartender [C] well [C7]
You [F] know they're always [C] working like [C7] Hell
Pouring [F] wine, mixing [FDIM] drinks
Filling [C] glasses, cleaning [Am] sinks
[E] Tryin to [A] make your night go [D] swell 
 
[C] Hearing the [G] same joke [C] again [C7]
[F] Never fails to [C] laugh or to [D7] grin
Even [G] when s/he is [GDIM] beat, 
Spending [C] six hours on his/her [Am] feet
S/he'll [D] work hard [G] all through the [C] night [C7]
 
[CHORUS] - - - [F] Don't you think they know 
[C] they're not really your bro.  
But can't they has you just as a  [G] friend [G7]
 
And [F] at the end of the [FDIM] night
[C] Tho it don't seem [Am] right
They [C] make sure you [G] get home [C] again

[C] Back here [G] the next night [C] again [C7] 
[F] Waiting on [C] women and [C7] men 
At the [F] end of the [FDIM] day, 
There's [C] never enough [Am] pay 
So [A] always tip your [D] bartender [A7] well

[C] Always tip your [G] bartender [C] well [C7] 
You [F] know that they [C] think your're [C7] swell.
Without [F] our [FDIM] drinks.
We'd  [C] just sit 'round and think [Am] 
So [D] always tip your [G] bartender [C] well [C7]

[CHORUS]