Caught yellow-handed: Cops cuff man for peeing on cop car in Florida

A Michigan man was caught by cops as he allegedly urinated on a police car in Florida — and officers apparently threw the cuffs on him even before he finished,…

Bumbling thief loses his pants

This guy should’ve stolen a belt. A home security camera caught a bungling thief losing his pants while swiping a package off a doorstep in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Watch the…

Bank robber slipped teller his name and address on hold-up note

He’s a few dollars short of a paycheck. A knucklehead Ohio bank robber slipped a teller a hold-up note — with his name and address scrawled on it, officials said….

Drunk driver busted when cops find gas pump nozzle attached to Range Rover

What a Masshole! A woman was busted in Massachusetts for drunk driving after cops found her driving with a gas pump nozzle attached to her Range Rover, police said Wednesday…. 

Woman posts about her own wanted photo: ‘That picture ugly’

A Louisiana woman wanted for second-degree murder was apparently unhappy with the photo officials used on social media to help bring her into custody – and she decided to vent….