[Verse 1]
[C] Jack and Jill went [G] up the hill
To [C] fetch a pail of [G] water
[C] Jack fell down and [G] broke his crown
And [C] Jill came [G] tumbling [C] after
[Verse 2]
[C] Up Jack got and [G] home did trot
As [C] fast as he could [G] caper
And [C] went to bed and [G] bound his head
With [C] vinegar [G] and [C] paper
[Verse 3]
[C] Then Jill came in and [G] she did grin
To [C] see Jack's paper [G] plaster
Her [C] mother whipped her [G] 'cross her knee
For [C] laughing at [G] Jack's [C] disaster
[Verse 1] [C] Jack and Jill went [G] up the hill Each [C] had a dollar and a [G] quarter
[C] When they came down [G] Jill had 2 1/2
They [C] didn't go [G] up for [C] water
[C] Jack and Jill went [C] up the hill
to [C] fetch a pail of [G] water,
[C] not sure what they [G] did up there
but [C] now they [G] have a [C] daughter.
[C] Jack and Jill went [G] up the hill
and [C] Jack was feeling [G] dandy.
But [C] Jack got one [G] really big shock
Cuz [C] Jill’s real [G] name is [C] Randy
[C] Jack and Jill went [G] up the hill
[C] to smoke some [G] marijuana.
[C] Jack got high, [G] unzipped his fly,
and [C] now they [G] have a [C] daughter.
