as sung by Burt Reynolds

Though your hair is all in tangles, and your makeup is a mess
Most of what you’re drinking is spilling down your dress

And to keep from falling off your barstool’s ’bout all that you can do,
I’ll make my proposition  ’cause I’m just as drunk as you

[Chorus:]
*** Let’s do something cheap and superficial
Let’s do something that we might regret
Let’s do something shabby and insensitive
This might be the only chance we get

You got lipstick showing on your teeth and a run down your hose
Where you got that cheap perfume, God only knows

Now I’ll be glad to have you home long before daylight
The sun is your worst enemy.  Thank God it’s dark tonight. ***

[Repeat chorus]

This might be the only chance we get

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à SUPERFICIAL
BunT REYNOLDS
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I ‘ l Marce My ProposiTioN, GAuse I’m Just As DRuNk As You
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The SoN sI yoUr wonGs EuRny THANK GOD It’s DAK TONIGHT.