Dimwit falls through the ceiling while hiding from police
A pair of alleged credit card thieves were apprehended in a convenience store in Alberta, Canada. When approached by the police, the female member of the duo tried to evade…
Bank robbery suspect might be the dumbest crook ever
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Police say a quick-thinking bank teller in Ohio convinced a suspected robber to hand over his own license. Authorities say the man walked into a Huntington Bank with a note, and the teller said they needed his license to verify the request.
Cops say man asked them to test his meth after ‘violent reaction’
A man who thought he was having a bad reaction to methamphetamine asked deputies in Florida to test the drug, saying he wanted to “press charges” against his dealer, authorities…
Alleged drug dealer leads customers to police with errant Snapchat post
MORGANFIELD, Ky.— A suspected Kentucky drug dealer likely tanked his reviews after police say a wrong phone number posted on Snapchat led clients straight to police. The Gleaner cites a…
Bank robber busted while counting cash outside: FBI
A robbery suspect who couldn’t wait to tally up his ill-gotten proceeds was arrested this week outside a bank in Alaska, moments after giving a teller a note with his…
