Embryos – On the Rocks

Salute to the Nurses of the Land

by Sgt Barry Sadler After the battle, after the fight Many owe their lives to the ladies and men in white And all of the troops in this war torn land Salute the Nurses of the Land They know the awful toll of war each day They know more than … CLICK TO VIEW SONGSalute to the Nurses of the Land

Hate to get up in the Morning

OH, HOW I HATE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING 1918 I’VE BEEN A SOLDIER QUITE A WHILE AND I WOULD LIKE TO STATE, THE LIFE IS SIMPLY WONDERFUL, THE ARMY FOOD IS GREAT. I SLEEP WITH NINETY-SEVEN OTHERS IN A WOODEN HUT. I LOVE THEM ALL. THEY ALL LOVE … CLICK TO VIEW SONGHate to get up in the Morning

The Trolley Song

With my high starched-collar and my high-topped shoesAnd my hair piled high upon my headI went to lose a jolly hour on the trolleyAnd lost my heart instead. With his light brown derby and his bright green tieHe was quite the handsomest of menI started to yen so I … CLICK TO VIEW SONGThe Trolley Song

The Billboard Song

The Billboard Song February 13, 2010 by haefsongs 00938.0100 The Billboard Song Written By Cohen and Green Performed By Homer and Jethro John Haefner Lyrics and Chords As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay The … CLICK TO VIEW SONGThe Billboard Song

John Haefner You’ve Grown Old

John Haefner You’ve Grown Old March 9, 2010 by haefsongs 01001.0100 John Haefner You’ve Grown Old John Haefner Original Lyrics John Haefner, John Haefner, we know you’ve grown old Your cheeks have sag now, and your stomach a fold! Your eyes are listless and your joints all creak Your friends have … CLICK TO VIEW SONGJohn Haefner You’ve Grown Old

Some Days Are Diamonds

Some Days Are Diamonds March 22, 2010 by haefsongs Different key below 01042.0100 Some Days Are Diamonds John Haefner Lyrics Notes: This song sounds best on a twelve string…the key change (from G to A) near the end isn’t necessary if you don’t feel like playing it that way…also, this isn’t … CLICK TO VIEW SONGSome Days Are Diamonds

Anywhere I Wander

Anywhere I Wander CHORDS ARE HERE March 31, 2010 by haefsongs 01067.0200 Anywhere I Wander Words and Music: Frank Loesser Bernard Haefner Lyrics and Chords Link to Danny Kaye’s Performance [Chorus:] Anywhere I wander, anywhere I roam, Till I’m in the arms of my darling again, My heart will find … CLICK TO VIEW SONGAnywhere I Wander

Davey Crewcut… Ballad of

Ballad Of Davey Crewcut March 31, 2010 by haefsongs 01069.0200 Ballad Of Davey Crewcut Words and music, parody version: Homer Haynes and Jethro Burns Bernard Haefner lyrics and chords Haefner Songbook lyrics and chords (much more legible) Homer and Jethro performance Borned in a taxicab in Tennessee Slowest cab that you … CLICK TO VIEW SONGDavey Crewcut… Ballad of

Man on the Flying Trapeze, The

THE MAN ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE August 15, 2010 by haefsongs 01146.0200 THE MAN ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE Bernard Haefner Lyrics and Chords, 01146.0201 The Man On The Flying Trapeze Yeah once I was happy, but now I’m forlorn Like an old coat that’s tattered and torn Left on this world … CLICK TO VIEW SONGMan on the Flying Trapeze, The

There was . . . Swallowed a Fly

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly August 17, 2010 by haefsongs 01154.0200 There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly Written by Alan Mills, lyrics by Rose Bonne, Bernard Haefner Lyrics and Chords 01154.0201 The Old Woman Who Swallowed A Flea There was an old lady who … CLICK TO VIEW SONGThere was . . . Swallowed a Fly