There was a peaceful town called Rockridge.
The people lived in harmony.
They never had no kind of trouble.
There was no hint of misery.
The town saloon was always lively.
But never nasty or obscene.
Behind the bar stood Amos Johnson
He always kept things nice and clean.
And all at once the trouble started
A pack of murders and thieves
Like swarms of locusts they descended
Their aim to make the townsfolk flee.
Now is a time of great decision.
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There’s no avoiding this conclusion
Our town is turning into shit.
If you’ve never seen this movie
You really owe it to yourself
This is a classic Mel Brooks movie
You need to take it off the shelf.
