SONGS:
- Thanks for the Memory
- Two Sleepy People
- Buttons and Bows
- Chicago Style
- Merry Go Runaround
- Moonlight Becomes You
- Hoot Mon
- Home Cookin
- Road to Morocco
- The Lady’s in Love with You
- Silver Bells
- A Four Legged Friend
- Put it there Pal
- Teamwork
- Penthouse Serenade
- Apalachicola, Florida
- Lucky Us
- Aint we got Fun
- Have I told you lately that I love you
- Aint a Hankerin’
- Sonny Boy
- Sweet Violets
- To see you is to Love You
- Captain Custard
- Home on the Range
- Its de Loveley
- Hope in Russia
- The Boys with the Proboscis
- Batuque nio Morro
- The Battle of the Century Comedy Sketch
- Ya Got Class
- It’s Always You.
ON TURNING 70 – “I still chase women, but only downhill.”
ON TURNING 80 – “That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.”
ON TURNING 90 – “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
ON TURNING 100 – ” I don’t feel old. In fact, I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.”
ON GIVING UP HIS BOXING CAREER EARLY – “I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.”
ON GOLF – “Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.”
ON PRESIDENTS – “I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six.”
ON WHY HE CHOOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER – “When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, congratulations, you have an eight-pound ham.”
ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL – “I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.”
ON HIS FAMILY’S EARLY POVERTY – “Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.”
ON HIS SIX BROTHERS – “That’s how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.”
ON HIS EARLY FAILURES – “I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn’t for the stuff the audience threw at me.”
ON GOING TO HEAVEN – “I have done benefits for ALL religions. I would hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.”