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RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE I have always been a disappointment. When I was five years old, I looked down at the crayons I was colouring with and sighed: When I was two, this was not what I saw myself doing at five. I called the doctor’s office yesterday, …
RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks for one beer, and one for the road. “Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. …
RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with …
RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks Jesse. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.” A woman walked up to an elderly man rocking in a chair …
RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE So Jerry Eddy came into Cahoots last night, and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say “nice shirt!” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and Jesse, the bartender. …
RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE So I went to a bookshop and found a good joke book, to try and get some inspiration, or just plain steal a joke to use. When I got home, I realized I’d accidentally bought a thesaurus. As you can understand, I was pretty …