Music for Bill, Robert and Friends
RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks Jesse. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.” A woman walked up to an elderly man rocking in a chair …
RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE So Jerry Eddy came into Cahoots last night, and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say “nice shirt!” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and Jesse, the bartender. …
RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE So I went to a bookshop and found a good joke book, to try and get some inspiration, or just plain steal a joke to use. When I got home, I realized I’d accidentally bought a thesaurus. As you can understand, I was pretty …
Artist: Alan Jackson [Chorus] [Verse] Before you drop that [F] quarter keep one thing in [C] mind. You got a heartbroke [D] hillbilly standing here in [G] line. I’ve been down and [F] lonely ever since she [C] left [F]. Before you punch that [C] number [G] could I make …
– Christmas Collection 
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You Tube [Intro] [C] [Em] [Dm] [Verse 1] [G] I wanna be [C] free Like the [F] bluebirds flying [C] by me Like the [F] waves out on the [C] blue sea [F] If your love has to [Em] tie me, don’t [Dm] try me Say good-[A#]-bye [G] [G sus4] …
[C] Laugh [F-C] [C] ‘Cause the music is [C] funny [F-C] [C] Yea the bass sounds off [C] beat [F-C] [G] Ain’t that [C] neat? [F-C] Ev’ry [G7] face that I see – Is all [C] wrapped up in frowns And un-[G7]-fortunately, It kind of gets me [C] down [C] …
Alt Title: OH WHERE IS MY KITTY? Oh [C] where is my Kitty, my [F] little Grey Kitty I’ve [C] hunted the house all [G] around I’ve [C] looked in the cradle and [F] under the table but [C] nowhere could [G] Kitty be [C] found. I [C] called my …
Your Auntie Grizelda:The Monkees. Album – More of the Monkees.. #1 in UK and #1 in USA in 1967. #1. [D] She knows her mind all right, your Auntie Grizelda. She says she knows my kind, she might, maybe so. Oh, [G] yeah, she’s raised you right, your Auntie Grizelda. …
Strumming There is no strumming pattern for this song yet. Create and get +5 IQ Album – The Monkees – #1 on BB Hot 200 on COLGEMS Records in 1966. INTRO: [Am] VERSE #1. [A] I guess I should have stayed in bed, my pillow wrapped around my head. Instead …