Aba Daba Honeymoon
Chenille Sisters Am Way down in the Congo land lived a happy chimpanzee C Am G D7 G G7 She loved a monkey with a long tail lordy how she loved him Am Each night he would find her there swingin’ in the coconut tree G D7 G D7 G …
Purple People Eater – REVIEW
VERIFY KEY CHANGES BEFORE LIVE The Purple People Eater – Sheb Wooley Note: #1 in 1958 (Original keys. Check it out on YouTube) [Verse 1] [C] Well, I saw the thing comin’ out of the sky, it had [G7] one long horn, [C] one big eye. I commenced to shakin’ …
Christmas 2022 Ukulele Concert with Beatitudes Choir
Christmas 2022 – Ukulele Class Download words and chords – CLICK HERE Download word for your singers – CLICK HERE VERY Slow Practice Video – CLICK HERE Performance-Speed Practice Video – CLICK HERE Feliz Navidad Frosty the Snowman God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Jingle Bells Joy to the World Little …
Bar Jokes 34 – Dumb Criminals
Man accused of burglary blames zombies outside April 24, 2017 | 7:18pm It was the return of the living dead — and dumb burglars. Officers said a Florida man blamed zombies for reportedly breaking into a home twice in one night. Patrick… Armed robbery suspect forgets to put on his …
Bar Jokes 33 – Dumb Criminals
Girl finds robbery suspect asleep in family minivan October 10, 2017 | 7:10pm ATTLEBORO, Mass. — A Massachusetts man says his 7-year-old daughter on the way to school found a suspected robber asleep in the backseat of the family minivan. Attleboro resident Danny…. Alleged robber leaves resumé at the scene …
Bar Jokes 32 – Dumb Criminals
Police find suspected burglar sleeping inside home March 27, 2018 | 2:40am NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Police say they caught a suspected burglar snoozing away inside a Connecticut home. Officers responded to the break-in around 7 a.m. Sunday in New Haven. The… Dimwitted thieves too weak to kick down a …
Bar Jokes 31 – Dumb Criminals
Dimwit falls through the ceiling while hiding from police June 29, 2018 | 1:40pm A pair of alleged credit card thieves were apprehended in a convenience store in Alberta, Canada. When approached by the police, the female member of the duo tried to evade… Bank robbery suspect might be the …
Bar Jokes 30 – Dumb Criminals
Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles May 22, 2019 | 7:09pm A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs and gun in his pants.. …
Bar Jokes 29 – Dumb Criminals
South Korean man stages bank robbery to get medical treatment in jail July 8, 2019 | 1:45am A South Korean man walked into a bank with a toy knife and “politely” asked for the police to be called, hoping he would be sent to prison. He got his wish. Tennessee …
Bar Jokes 28 – Dumb Criminals
Caught yellow-handed: Cops cuff man for peeing on cop car in Florida February 15, 2020 | 12:12am A Michigan man was caught by cops as he allegedly urinated on a police car in Florida — and officers apparently threw the cuffs on him even before he finished,… Bumbling thief loses …