Slow Poke

FIRST NOTE = THIRD STRING PLAYING G CHORD – VERY SLOWLY [G] You keep me waiting till it’s getting aggravating,  you’re a [Am] slow [D7] poke.    [Am] I wait and worry, but you [D7] never seem to hurry, you’re a [G] slow poke. [G7] Time means nothing to you, I … CLICK TO VIEW SONGSlow Poke

Seven Lonely Days

[C] Seven lonely days make [F] one lonely [C] week.  [G] Seven lonely nights make [F] one lonely [C] me.   [C] Ever since the time you [F] told me we were [C] thru;   [G] Seven lonely days I [F] cried and I cried for [C] you [ CHORUS ] – … CLICK TO VIEW SONGSeven Lonely Days

Route 66

Key of C [C] If you ever [F] plan to motor [C] west . . . Travel [F] my way, take the highway that is [C] best.  Get your [G] kicks on [F] route [C] 66. It [C] winds from [F] Chicago to [C] LA.  More than [F] two thousand … CLICK TO VIEW SONGRoute 66

The Riddle Song

I [C] gave my love a [F] cherry, that had no [C] stone I [G] gave my love a [C] chicken, that had no [G] bone I [G] told my love a [C] story that had no [G] end I [Am] gave my love a [F] baby with [G] no … CLICK TO VIEW SONGThe Riddle Song

Phffft! You Were Gone

HAVE AUDIENCE SELECT A NUMBER ONE THROUGH TEN – SING ONE OF THE THREE BELOW VERSES, THEN FOLLOW IT WITH THE JOKE VERSE SOMEONE PICK A NUMBER ONE THROUGH TWELVE ONE – TWO – THREE – FOUR – FIVE – SIX – SEVEN – EIGHT – NINE – TEN PARODY … CLICK TO VIEW SONGPhffft! You Were Gone