ARTIST:John Prine Capo on 4th [Verse 1] [G] Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my [C] feet are too [G] long [G] My hair's falling out and my [D] rights are all wrong [G] My friends they all tell me, that I've [C] no friends at [G] all Won't you [G] write me a letter, or [D] give me a [G] call [C] SiII-[D]-Igned [G] Bewildered [CHORUS] [G] Bewildered, Bewildered you [C] have no [G] complaint You [G] are what you are and you [D] ain't what you ain't So [G] listen up buster [C] listen up [G] good [G] Stop wishin' for bad luck and [D] knockin' on [G] wood siii-[C] iigned [D] Dear [G] Abby [Verse 2] [G] Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my [C] fountain pen [G] leaks [G] My wife hollers at me and my [D] kids are all freaks [G] Every side I get up on is the [C] wrong side of [G] bed If it [G] weren't so expensive I'd [D] wish I were [G] dead [C] siii-[D]-iigned Un-[G]-happy [CHORUS] [G] Unhappy, Unhappy you [C] have no [G] complaint [Verse 3] [G] Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you [C] won't believe [G] this [G] But my stomache makes noises [D] whenever I kiss [G] My girlfriend tells me it's [C] all in my [G] head But my [G] stomach tells me to [D] write you [G] instead SiII-[C]-Igned [D] Noise-[G]-maker. [CHORUS] [G] Noisemaker Noisemaker you [C] have no [G] complaint [Verse 4] [G] Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well [C] I never [G] thought [G] That me and my girlfriend would [D] ever get caught [G] We were sittin' in the back seat just [C] shootin' the [G] breeze With her [G] hair up in curlers and her [D] pants to her [G] knees [C] SiIII-[D]-Igned Just [G] Married [CHORUS] [G] Just Married Just Married you [C] have no [G] complaint [Verse 5] [G] Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I [C] come to this [G] bar [G] Sometimes I'm on uke and some-[D]-times on guitar [G] I must use my iPad. Can't [C] remember the [G] words And [G] bass players never seem to [D know all the [G] chords [C] SiiI-[D]-IIIgned Bass [G] Player. [CHORUS] [G] Bass Player, Bass Player you [C] have no [G] complaint
