Tune of Little Drummer Boy

Said my [C] nephew Tim [G7] to his Aunt [C] Louise
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
[C] Same thing every [G7] year Aunt [C] Louise
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?

Some [Am] socks, some socks [Em] and some tiny BVDS
But I [F] can’t get them [G7] up past my [E7] knees
Could you [F] return them [G7] please Aunt [C] Louise?

Open [C] this one [G7] first Uncle [C] Bob
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
[C] Try to act [G7] surprised Uncle [C] Bob
[C] But I got this [G7] last [C] year!
[C] But he got that [G7] last [C] year!

A [Am] tie, a tie [Em] wider than a mile
With a [F] pattern [G7] way out of [E7] style
With a [F] pattern [G7] way out of [C] style

Said my [C] wife to our [G7] neighbors ‘cross the [C] street
[C] I think we got this [G7] last [C] year!
[C] I think we got this [G7] last [C] year!
What a thoughtful [G7] gift Peg and [C] Al
[C] I think we got this [G7] last [C] year!
[C] I think we got this [G7] last [C] year!

A [Am] plant, a plant [Em] in a moldy mayonnaise jar
They must have [F] dug one [G7] up from their [E7] yard
They must have [F] dug one [G7] up from their [C] yard

Said the [C] Dad to his [G7] kids on Christmas [C] day
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
This is just [G7] exactly what I [C] want
This is just [G7] exactly what I [C] want
[C] Just as much as [G7] last [C] year!
[C] Just as much as [G7] last [C] year!

[Am] Suprise, suprise a [Em] coupon for some [C] fries
That was [F] really very [G7] thoughtful you [C] guys
Really [F] very [G7] thoughtful you [C] guys

[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?
[C] I’m sure I got this [G7] last [C] year!
[C] Didn’t I get this [G7] last [C] year?

[C] You know, thanks that was really very nice
[C] Didn’t I get this last year?