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There [C] was a crooked man and he [G] had a crooked smile.  [G] Had a crooked sixpence and he [C] walked a crooked mile. - - - - [C] Had a crooked cat and he [F] had a crooked mouse.  They [G] all lived together in a [C] crooked little house

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Well, this [C] crooked little man and his [G] crooked little smile - - - - Took his [G] crooked sixpence and he [C] walked a crooked mile.   - - - - [C] Bought some crooked nails and a [F] crooked little bat.  [G7] Tried to fix his roof with a [C] rat-tat-tat-tat-tat 

[CHORUS] - - - - - [C] (Ah, ah) Oh, no, don't let the [F] rain come down. [G7] (Ah, ah) Oh, no, don't let the [C] rain come down. [C] (Ah, ah) Oh, no, don't let the [F] rain come down. My [G7] roof's got a hole in it and I might drown. Oh, yes, my [G7] roof's got a hole in it and [C] I might drown. 

Now this [C] crooked little man and his [G] crooked cat and mouse;  They [G] all live together in a [C] crooked little house. - - - - [C] Has a crooked door with a [F] crooked little latch.  Has a [G7] crooked roof with a [C] crooked little patch. 

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[ MODULATE ]   [D] (Ah, ah) Oh, no, don't let the [G] rain come down.   [A7] (Ah, ah) Oh, no, don't let the [D] rain come down.    - - - -  [D] (Ah, ah) Oh, no, don't let the [G] rain come down.  My [A7] roof's got a hole in it and I might drown (my roofs got a hole in it)  
Oh, yes, my [A7] roof's got a hole in it and [D] I might drown