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They're drenched in blood, or caked in mud.  You scream when one of them arrives. There is no denying:  Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives

They live in ooze.  They've paid their dues.  No brothers, sisters, moms or dads, or wives.  Honest, I'm not lying:  Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives

When you see them coming down the street, you better not have weights tied to your feet.  They'll steal your heart, tear you apart.  Limb from limb - on a whim.

They'll suck your brains, and eat your remains.  They'll slice you up with little forks and knives.  They're never merry.  They're oh so scary.  Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives

They're interesting fellows.
They don't work nine to five.
Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives