Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper

Bill: Key of G

She drives a {C} new car, {F} wears expensive {C} blouses. She tells her {C} mama she’s cleaning {G} houses. She goes out {C} witnessing, {F} doing the Lord’s work {C} all week long. But on the {C} weekend, she’s making {G} ends meet

[CHORUS]
{C} Joanie, the {F} Jehovah Witness {C} stripper. Put a {F} twenty in her G-string and {C} she’ll deliver. If her {F} daddy only knew, {C} he’d prob’ly kill her.
{G} Joanie, the {F} Jehovah Witness {C} stripper

[Verse 2]
One night down {C} at the club, {F} her daddy {C} walked in. He didn’t {C} recognize his daughter {G} dancin’. She wore a {C} blonde wig, {F} he had {C} sunglasses. When she got {C} naked he started {G} clappin’.

[REPRISE]
If you {F} ask her why she does it, she {C} looks as it this way: She {F} says, “I count my blessings every {C} night when I get paid” {F} Once she lived in poverty, now {C} everything’s all right, the {D} Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars {G} every night.