Another Tattoo Song
We came to town to see that old tattooed lady.
She was a sight to see, tattooed from head to knee.
My Uncle Ned was there, he came to gape an~ stare,
“I’ve never!” he declared, “seen such a freak so fair.”
And on her jaw was the Royal Flying Corps,
And on her back was the Union Jack-now could you ask for more?
All up and down her spine
Marched the Queen’s own guards in line, ‘
And all around her hips sailed a fleet of battleships.
And over her left kidney was a bird’s eye view of Sydney,
But what we liked best was upon her chest-
My little home in Waikiki.
