A comedy song by Aaron Wilburn.
OTHER TITLES
- How can I miss you, if you won’t go away.
- If the phone doesn’t ring, you’ll know it’s me.
- When you leave, walk out backwards, so I think you’re walkin in
- If I shot you when I wanted to, I’d be out by now
- If you won’t leave me alone, I’ll find someone who will.
- I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
- I’m sorry I made you cry, but at least your face is cleaner
- The oil is all in Texas, but the Dipsticks are in D.C.
For men who haven’t yet got their wives a Christmas present
Since all her friends have got one, Now my wife wants one two
A really fuzzy fur coat. Nothin else will do.
Said she’d look really classy. Make me proud of her.
If I’d just break down and buy her a fur.
We’ll it got me to thinkin – how’m I gonna swing that sort of deal
The Lord knows I can’t afford it – and it’s wrong to steal.
But the problem fin’ly solved itself like a bolt out of the blue.
Jumped right out in front of me, on Highway 22 (in front of Beatitudes )
Well that big ol’ German Shepard, a car that did not see
Now he’s in puppy dog heaven, but his hide belongs to me
For three weeks in the basement I worked late almost every night
It was mostly trial and error, but I finally got it right.
I put it in a cardboard box and carried it up to her.
Aw she was tickled pink to see that fur.
Now she’s got a fancy fur coat – reaches all the way to her knees
But she’s been complaining lately – says her closet’s full of fleas.
She don’t know old Fido is wrapped around her tight
She’s puttin on the dog when she goes out at night
We’ll she’s been depressed here lately, since I backed out over the cat
But I think she’ll feel much better when I give her this new fur hat.
