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Roller Derby Queen,mi eCocr 1973
Gonna tell you a story that you won’t believe But Ifell in love last Friday evenin’
With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well Iwas just gettin’ ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put ti back
And Iordered myself a couple o’ more shots and beers
The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round ‘n’ round, oh round ‘n’ round) The meanest hunk o’ woman
That anybody’s ever seen, Down in the arena
She is a five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she was built like a ‘fridgerator with a head The fans called her “Tuffy”
But all her buddies called her “Spike”
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Round ‘n’ round, go round ‘n’ round (2X)
Well Icould not help it but to fall in love,
With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin’ of. Things looked kind of bad,
‘Til the day she skated into my life.
Well she might be nasty she might be fat
But I never met a person who would tell her that She’s my big blonde bomber
My heavy-handed Hackensack mama
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