The Billboard Song

00938.0100 The Billboard Song
Written By Cohen and Green
Performed By Homer and Jethro
John Haefner Lyrics and Chords

As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done it’s work and this it what I saw

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Smoke Coca-Cola Cigarettes, chew Wrigley’s Spearmint beer
Ken-L Ration dog food keeps your wife’s complexion clear
Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar
And Texaco’s the beauty cream that’s used by all the stars

So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire
Learn to play piano in your winter underwear
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they’re three
And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea

In flow-thru tea bags

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