I surely do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don’t look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o’ brew
Honey, why don’t we get drunk and screw
Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it’s filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen, Honey I don’t think that’s true
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw
Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!)  Why don’t we get drunk and screw