Author: RA

RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE I have always been a disappointment. When I was five years old, I looked down at the crayons I was colouring with and sighed: When I was two, this was not what I saw myself doing at five. I called the doctor’s office yesterday, … CLICK TO VIEW SONGBar Jokes 06

RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks for one beer, and one for the road. “Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. … CLICK TO VIEW SONGBar Jokes 05

RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with … CLICK TO VIEW SONGBar Jokes 04

RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks Jesse. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.” A woman walked up to an elderly man rocking in a chair … CLICK TO VIEW SONGBar Jokes 03

RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE So Jerry Eddy came into Cahoots last night, and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say “nice shirt!” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and Jesse, the bartender. … CLICK TO VIEW SONGBar Jokes 02

RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE So I went to a bookshop and found a good joke book, to try and get some inspiration, or just plain steal a joke to use. When I got home, I realized I’d accidentally bought a thesaurus. As you can understand, I was pretty … CLICK TO VIEW SONGBar Jokes 01