I [C] met this girl. [D] She’s just great. This [F] girl I just [C] adore.
The [D] problem is [C] she has much more [D] than I had bargained [G] for.
She’s got that [C] style. She’s got that [B] smile.
She’s got the [Bb] walk. She’s got the [A] talk.
She’s got that [Dm] zing. There’s just one [F] thing,
She’s got a penis. [ C – Bb – Ab – G ]
She’s got that [C] flair. [B] Knows what to wear.
She’s got that [Bb] face. That girl is [A] great.
She’s got [Dm] pazazz. It’s just too [G] bad,
She’s got a penis. [ C – Bb – Ab – G ]
[Chorus]
Now, [Dm7] nobody’s perfect, I must admit
[C] Say how many times do all the pieces fit
[D7] She’s got it going than more other dolls,
[G] Oops, I forgot about the balls
[Verse 2]
But she’s so [C] hip, this babe’s a [B] trip
She’s [Bb] “distange”, she’s got [A] “cashae”
She’s [Dm] quite a dame, ain’t that a [G] shame,
a [Bb] crime that’s [A] Anus
[Dm] Those lips, those [B] eyes, then [Em] big [A] surprise, that [C] penis
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| <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[Chorus]</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>Now, [Dm7] nobody’s perfect, I must admit</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[C] Say how many times do all the pieces fit</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[D7] She’s got it going than more other dolls,</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[G] Oops, I forgot about the balls</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[Verse 2]</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>But she’s so [C] hip, this babe’s a [B] trip</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>She’s [Bb] “distange”, she’s got [A] “cashae”</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>She’s [Dm] quite a dame, ain’t that a [G] shame,</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>a [Bb] crime that’s [A] Anus</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[Dm] Those lips, those [B] eyes, then [Em] big [A] surprise, that [C] penis</span> | |
| Added:
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G
besides her’s is bigger than mine
C B
She got class, she’s got that sass
Bb A
She’s got that cheek, she’s got mystique
Dm G
She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s got a lot except a mound of Venus
Dm B/D# Em A
It’s a tragedy but where that should be,
(Bass Line C Bb Ab G )
She’s got a PENIS
(Bass Line C Bb Bb Bb A )
She’s got a PENIS
Dm B/D# Em A
My life’s a mess cause under that dress she’s got a
Dm G C
P-E-N-I-S
C
YES!
Now there’s [F] always some failure. Always some flaw.
[C] Ain’t that what they call Murphy’s Law?
But [D] male genitalia, that’s where I draw the line,
Besides, her’s is bigger than mine.
My life’s a mess, but under that dress,
She’s got a – P – E – N – I – S –
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