YouTube Video

I [C] met this girl.  [D] She’s just great.  This [F] girl I just [C] adore.
The [D] problem is [C] she has much more [D] than I had bargained [G] for.

She’s got that [C] style.  She’s got that [B] smile.
She’s got the [Bb] walk.  She’s got the [A] talk.
She’s got that [Dm] zing.  There’s just one [F] thing,
She’s got a penis.  [ C – Bb – Ab – G ]

She’s got that [C] flair.  [B] Knows what to wear.
She’s got that [Bb] face.  That girl is [A] great.
She’s got [Dm] pazazz.  It’s just too [G] bad,
She’s got a penis.  [ C – Bb – Ab – G ]

[Chorus]
Now, [Dm7] nobody’s perfect, I must admit
[C] Say how many times do all the pieces fit
[D7] She’s got it going than more other dolls,
[G] Oops, I forgot about the balls

[Verse 2]
But she’s so [C] hip, this babe’s a [B] trip
She’s [Bb] “distange”, she’s got [A] “cashae”
She’s [Dm] quite a dame, ain’t that a [G] shame,
a [Bb] crime that’s [A] Anus
[Dm] Those lips, those [B] eyes, then [Em] big [A] surprise, that [C] penis

 

xxxxxxxxxxx

 

<span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[Chorus]</span>
Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>Now, [Dm7] nobody’s perfect, I must admit</span>
Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[C] Say how many times do all the pieces fit</span>
Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[D7] She’s got it going than more other dolls,</span>
Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[G] Oops, I forgot about the balls</span>
Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[Verse 2]</span>
Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>But she’s so [C] hip, this babe’s a [B] trip</span>
Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>She’s [Bb] “distange”, she’s got [A] “cashae”</span>
Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>She’s [Dm] quite a dame, ain’t that a [G] shame,</span>
Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>a [Bb] crime that’s [A] Anus</span>
Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt;”>[Dm] Those lips, those [B] eyes, then [Em] big [A] surprise, that [C] penis</span>
Added: &nbsp;

xxxxxxx

G

besides her’s is bigger than mine

C B

She got class, she’s got that sass

Bb A

She’s got that cheek, she’s got mystique

Dm G

She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s got a lot except a mound of Venus

Dm B/D# Em A

It’s a tragedy but where that should be,

(Bass Line C Bb Ab G )

She’s got a PENIS

(Bass Line C Bb Bb Bb A )

She’s got a PENIS

Dm B/D# Em A

My life’s a mess cause under that dress she’s got a

Dm G C

P-E-N-I-S

C

YES!

 

Now there’s [F] always some failure.  Always some flaw.
[C] Ain’t that what they call Murphy’s Law?
But [D] male genitalia, that’s where I draw the line,
Besides, her’s is bigger than mine.

My life’s a mess, but under that dress,
She’s got a – P – E – N – I – S –

x