[Verse 1]
Holy guacamole
Holy guacamole
I just got hit by a car
And you’re the one who swept me off my feet
Pushed me in the street
Left me in a coma[Verse 2]
Guacamole me
Guacamole you
I just got busted for drugs
And you’re the one who sold me to the fed
Leaving me for dead
Played me for a fool[Verse 3]
Making guacamole
Mix it in the bowl-y
I just got mauled by a bear
And you’re the one who covered me with honey
Thought it was so funny
How could you be so cruel?
Holy guacamole
Holy guacamole
I just got hit by a car
And you’re the one who swept me off my feet
Pushed me in the street
Left me in a coma[Verse 2]
Guacamole me
Guacamole you
I just got busted for drugs
And you’re the one who sold me to the fed
Leaving me for dead
Played me for a fool[Verse 3]
Making guacamole
Mix it in the bowl-y
I just got mauled by a bear
And you’re the one who covered me with honey
Thought it was so funny
How could you be so cruel?
Take it
[Trumpet Solo]
That’s good[Verse 4]
Cap’n guacamole
Officer stromboli
I just got shot in the face
And you’re the one who had the smoking gun
Love is just no fun
Whenever I’m with you[Verse 5]
Guacamole coma
Yuma, Arizona
I just got Hepatitis-C
And you were standing there with a syringe
How it makes me cringe
Breaks my heart in two
That’s good[Verse 4]
Cap’n guacamole
Officer stromboli
I just got shot in the face
And you’re the one who had the smoking gun
Love is just no fun
Whenever I’m with you[Verse 5]
Guacamole coma
Yuma, Arizona
I just got Hepatitis-C
And you were standing there with a syringe
How it makes me cringe
Breaks my heart in two
[Outro]
Holy guacamole
Lumpy green and rolly
Baby, I wouldn’t change a thing
Cause even though I’m down upon my luck
I don’t give a fuck
As long as I have you
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Holy Guacamole Blues
(Lefty) Bob Sampson April 13, 2020
E7 D7 A E7
Toast Amy tortilla. D7Baby, you can scorch my Acorn.
Toast D7my tortilla, Honey. Baby, you can scorch my Acorn.
EHoly Guacamole! D7Make me know why I was Aborn.
Be my AMargarita, Darlin’! D7Love that salt around your Arim.
Be my D7Margarita, Honey! Love that salt around your Arim.
ETequila my agave, Baby! D7Make my lights go Adim
I D7love you pretty baby when you cook that Espanol
Come and Abe my enchilada. Heat me right up through my soul
With your D7chilies and cilantro, heart burn’s bound to take it’s toll
My B7Carne’s too Asada to go Eback to Rock n Roll
Come and Apico my de gallo. Be my D7chili pepper, so Ahot!
Come and D7pico my de gallo. Be my chili pepper, oh so Ahot!
EJalapeno my relleno, Baby,
D7Season it with everything you’ve Agot
REPEAT CHORUS
FrijoleA Senorita, Baby, D7Toot toot all night Along.
FrijoleD7 Senorita. Hey Hey, D7Toot toot all night Along.
You’re my Epinto packin’ Mama,
D7Reason why I gotta sing this Asong
INSTRUMENTAL CHORUS
REPEAT FIRST VERSE
