[Verse 1]
Holy guacamole
Holy guacamole
I just got hit by a car
And you’re the one who swept me off my feet
Pushed me in the street
Left me in a coma[Verse 2]
Guacamole me
Guacamole you
I just got busted for drugs
And you’re the one who sold me to the fed
Leaving me for dead
Played me for a fool
Holy guacamole
Holy guacamole
I just got hit by a car
And you’re the one who swept me off my feet
Pushed me in the street
Left me in a coma[Verse 2]
Guacamole me
Guacamole you
I just got busted for drugs
And you’re the one who sold me to the fed
Leaving me for dead
Played me for a fool
[Verse 3]
Making guacamole
Mix it in the bowl-y
I just got mauled by a bear
And you’re the one who covered me with honey
Thought it was so funny
How could you be so cruel?
Take it
[Trumpet Solo]
That’s good[Verse 4]
Cap’n guacamole
Officer stromboli
I just got shot in the face
And you’re the one who had the smoking gun
Love is just no fun
Whenever I’m with you
That’s good[Verse 4]
Cap’n guacamole
Officer stromboli
I just got shot in the face
And you’re the one who had the smoking gun
Love is just no fun
Whenever I’m with you
[Verse 5]
Guacamole coma
Yuma, Arizona
I just got Hepatitis-C
And you were standing there with a syringe
How it makes me cringe
Breaks my heart in two
[Outro]
Holy guacamole
Lumpy green and rolly
Baby, I wouldn’t change a thing
Cause even though I’m down upon my luck
I don’t give a fuck
As long as I have you
